pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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