Can Purell be used as lube?
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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