I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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