Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
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