Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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