Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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