What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Let's get the cat blown out
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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