No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
