Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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