youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I just found a bag of teeth...
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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