I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
you didnt know i had herpes?
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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