I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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