I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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