at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
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