new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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