i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
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