JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
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