Betty ford says i'm here all night
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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