I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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