Her vagina should come with caution tape.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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