dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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