How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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