How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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