I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
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