talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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