i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
FUCK WHALES
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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