someone get that fucking seahorse.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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