I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
So vagazzling was a success
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