We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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