Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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