He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
