Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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