at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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