You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Its about making memories worth repressing
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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