This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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