i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I think people are normalizing furries
Randomize
