Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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