told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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