GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
she looked like the before picture.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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