I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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