guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
babies were throwing up all over the place
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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