I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
