just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
im about as happy as oj after his trial
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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