just tell him i said nine months
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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