What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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