before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
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