Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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