honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Randomize
