Nicole vs. Life
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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