You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
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