all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
