Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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