I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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