Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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