Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
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