Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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