And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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