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yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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