Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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